Friday, June 29, 2007

New Line: Aussie Originals; It's a Ripper!

On a trip down under you will find a couple of things completely unavoidable; roo crossings, and extreme flavors in regional cooking.

Innuendo Foods has captured both of those with the new Aussie Originals line. The Roo is on the label, the extreme flavor is in the jar.

Our Aussie Original Steak sauce is the only sauce that will have you hopping about your steak; fresh fruit and juices, combined with regional spices brings you a tangy sauce that will elevate your steak beyond the usual. It's equally amazing on meatloaf, burgers, and chicken. Use it as a secret ingredient in your chili or even wake up your veggies with a splash.

Aussie Originals Ginger & Lime Soakin' Sauce combines the regional flavors of fruit, ginger and sesame with soy and spices to give you a pukka taste sensation! Aussie Originals Ginger & Lime Soakin' Sauce is fantastic on all meats, including; chicken, fish and seafood. It makes an amazing salad dressing, sauce for a meatball appetizer, or dip for lettuce wraps. Uses for this versatile sauce is limited only by your imagination.

Together they will work wonders on all your favorite foods. Made with the finest ingredients available. These are definitely the bees knees. So fire up the Barbie and pour on the Aussie Originals!

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Review: Salsa King; Chipotle Black Bean & Corn Salsa

To me salsa is one of the four major food groups; Hot Sauce, Salsa, Wing Sauce, Dry Rubs. Clearly these are the foundation to any good meal. I would think if you are proclaiming to be the king of something as important as salsa, you had better be putting your money where your mouth is!

Initial Impression: Joy! All my favorite flavors all rolled into one delicious snack food. When I saw the Chipotle Black Bean & Corn Salsa I became giddy with excitement. Salsa is pretty much my favorite food group, and BB&C has always been my salsa of choice. Throw in some Chipotle and you pretty much have a perfect food. I am excited to be reviewing Salsa King’s Chipotle Black Bean & Corn Salsa!

Ingredients: Diced tomatoes (tomato, tomato juice, tomato paste, salt, calcium chloride, citric acid) black beans (prepared black beans, water, salt, ferrous gluconate, calcium chloride), corn(corn, water, sugar, salt), tomato paste, green chilies (green chili peppers, water, salt, calcium chloride, citric acid), cider vinegar, chipotle paste (chipotle, water, citric acid), jalapeno puree (jalapeno pepper, citric acid), jalapeno pepper, onion, salt, dehydrated garlic, spices, lime juice (from concentrate), lime oil.

Wow, lots of stuff in here including some stuff I would prefer not to eat. What is ferrous gluconate anyways; rusty sugar? Also there is calcium chloride and citric acid in every other ingredient. My preference is to see a cleaner ingredient list. From the parentheses I can tell this junk is brought into the salsa from other ingredients. Perhaps some cleaner ingredients could shorten the list.

On the other hand the ingredient list was printed so small and over some graphics so you can barely read it anyways. I think I burst a blood vessel in my right eye trying to copy the ingredient list to this review.

Appearance: While I find the label to be a bit busy it definitely gets the point across. As in the ingredient list, some of the text is a little hard to read. The salsa however has an impressive appearance. It has a nice natural looking color and big chunks of stuff in it. Upon closer inspection you can see all the little bits of garlic and spice, and let’s not forget the black beans and corn; it’s all in there. It has a thick and chunky texture. There is a little juice, but I would not say this stuff was watery. This is definitely a sexy salsa. I’m getting excited about tasting it!

Aroma: Oh Yeah!! That’s the way a salsa should smell. When I uncap this jar to take a whiff my mouth instantly starts to water. You can smell all the different ingredients in the salsa. The first to hit the schnozzola is the smokiness of the chipotles, followed by garlic and onion and then the tangy tomato comes through. Can we Eat NOW!

Taste: Smoky, spicy, tomatoey; is that even a word? This is a great tasting salsa. There is not one element that jumps out at me or overpowers another. Everything seems nicely balanced and the heat is, well, pretty mild for my taste. But I remind you; this is a medium salsa. It is probably a medium in standard non Chile-head terms.

The Food Test: FOOD? Give me a break. I mean if you wanna put salsa on food go right ahead. I killed this jar with a bag of tortilla chips during the first half of the Sopranos. I’m sure you could put it on your eggs or omelets, or whatever else you like to put salsa on. This stuff is good enough to eat right out of the jar. As a matter of fact it is food all by itself. Ok, well, with chips it is!

Conclusion: If you are like me and love your chips and salsa; the Salsa King Chipotle BB&C Salsa is a winner. It is a medium heat salsa that is a meal on its own. The aroma, textures, and flavors are all balanced and delicious. There are a few ingredients on the list that I could do without; but this salsa is so tasty it probably wouldn’t stop me from buying it anyway. Get a jar and dig in!

Packaging 6/10 – A Little Busy
Aroma 9/10 – Fresh, Smoky
Appearance 10/10 – Chunky
Taste 10/10 – Balanced & Delicious
Heat 5/10 –Sort of Mild

Overall 8/10

Saturday, June 02, 2007

Baboon Ass Brand Original & Gone Rabid Top PEPPERS List!

It’s been seven years since the first bottle of Baboon Ass Brand Habanero Hot Sauce first hit the shelves of various gourmet, specialty and hot sauce shops. With our attention to detail and our commitment to flavor, Baboon Ass Brand has quickly become a staple amongst Chile-heads. Baboon Ass Brand has won many awards; starting with the second place medal at the Hot Licks Fiery Food Festival in 2000. Other awards include a Golden Chile and a win at the Texas Fiery Food Challenge.

Today as I was browsing around the web I happened to notice that you, the hot sauce consumers, have chosen Baboon Ass Brand Original Habanero Sauce and the GONE RABID version, as first and second place in the PEPPERS; YOU RATE EM section of their awesome site!

I’d like to thank everyone that has ever tried Baboon Ass Brand products, and especially those of you who took time and voted for these fabulous sauces on PEPPERS.com . These two sauce have been flying out of our warehouse faster than we can make it lately so if you favorite chile haunt is out of stock please be patient we’re makin’ more!!

VOTE HERE!

Sunday, May 27, 2007

Enjoy the Taste of Summer - Guilt Free!

Your dream has come true; and right in time for grilling and barbecuing season!

Innuendo Foods has outdone themselves with Pebble Creek Fine Culinary Sauces No Sugar Added Grill Glaze & BBQ Sauce.

Imagine you barbecuing and grilling without having to worry about all the sugar in the usual barbecue sauces. This delicious Grill Glaze & BBQ sauce has all the flavor you expect without the sugar or the after taste you get from the typical sugar free products. Our chefs spent months developing this sweet smoky sauce to provide you with the most mouthwatering Barbecue experience you could hope for!

Pebble Creek No Sugar Added Grill Glaze is Carbohydrate and Diabetic friendly and will not cause a spike in your blood sugar. With only three carbs per serving you can enjoy the taste of summer again!

All of the sauces in Pebble Creeks line are chef created and produced in small batches to maintain the highest level of freshness and flavor. Their uncompromising standards ensure that all of their fine sauces are always free of artificial colors and preservatives.

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Now You Can Enjoy the Taste of California, Anywhere!

This is the greatest set of hot sauces ever assembled! It's Pure California Dreaming! Each flavor captures the essence of California in flavor and heat!

Key Lime Garlic is the foundation for all of three sauces. This is where the blending started. All of the CA Habanero Blends hot sauces have a base heat and THIS IS THE HOTTEST of the three they have. Enjoy the very distinctive flavor of the Habanero pepper along with its natural companion Key Lime Juice these two blend in harmony with the garlic that complete the circle of flavor.

Habanero Chipotle features the original habanero base paired masterfully with smoky chipotle and sweet molasses. Use this mouth watering sauce on all your food! Excellent as a dipper or to smother your hottest off the grill masterpiece!

Sweet Ginger Garlic is a perfect blend of Ginger and Garlic. They have added a distinctive flavor with nature's hottest capsaicin producer; the mighty Habanero! Flavor with a punch and the sweetness of the pineapple and citrus juice to bring it all together. This sauce is perfect as a grilling companion to chicken, pork, and seafood. Enjoy on all your favorites and try something new tonight. California Habanero Blends style.

More Details Here

Thursday, April 05, 2007

Baboon Ass Brand Hot Sauce Tracking




This map will show where in the US Baboon Ass Brand hot sauces are going. As people add zip codes you will see a very interesting pattern appear. Check back often as there are thousands of deliveries across the US to show. Feel free to enter yourself if you have bought, tasted or even just seen Baboon Ass Brand & Baboon Ass Gone Rabid Hot sauces in your area!

Sunday, April 01, 2007

Baboon Ass Brand for Top20 Winner!

Hi Chile-heads of Cyberspace,

Join forces and help Baboon Ass Brand Habanero Hot sauce place in the top 20 at PEPPERS. Show us the Chile-head power on Cyberspace!!

Email this post to all your friends and have them vote too! We only have 79 votes; We Need 610 to get on the list. I know you guys can get us to the top! Thanks for all of your help.

When we make it on the list we will post a prize for all those who helped get us there.

Just click or copy and paste in your browser:



http://www.peppers.com/rate.cfm?action=vote&id=5394

Scroll down and click the VOTE button when you get there!! If you don't see a vote button reload the page.

Thanks for the support!!

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

"Choplifting"; A New Trend in Meat Larceny

By ROBIN STEIN - St Petersburg Times

TARPON SPRINGS — The chase ended before it began on a Saturday morning last month, the getaway plan foiled by a fatefully positioned curb in the Winn-Dixie parking lot. By the time police arrived, the tripped-up culprit was lying face down on the asphalt, trailed by his loot.

But there were no cartons of cigarettes, boxes of Sudafed or hair dye — none of the traditional fare of supermarket bandits. The bounty targeted in this score was three plastic-wrapped packs of six, seeping red, nicely marbled rib-eye steaks.

Curious, perhaps, but not unusual.

Meat seems to be quite popular among local shoplifters, a review of recent Tarpon Springs police records shows. Of the seven theft calls from the local Publix and Winn-Dixie stores officers responded to in January, six involved some sort of flesh.

And evidence suggests the trend extends far beyond the city limits.

One indicator is the emergence of the Web site — www.meatthief.com — a hub set up to honor humankind’s “unconditional love for meat” and the “extreme measures a few will undertake to possess its glory,” the welcome message states.

The anonymous host — “Baron Claus von Lambshank” — posts commentary about “outrageous” incidents involving “meat larceny throughout the globe,” along with links to media coverage.

There was a spate of “choplifting events” in Scranton, Pa., a “serial food thief” in East St. Louis facing his fourth arrest for stealing hams from the same store.

Bolstering this snarky compilation of anecdotal accounts is statistical evidence.

The Food Marketing Institute, an industry group based in Washington, D.C., conducts annual surveys of supermarkets across the country.

“Losses of meat were up if you look at the long-term trend,” said William Greer, a spokesman for the institute.

“Typically they are very high quality cuts.”

Meat — along with pain killers — topped the list of most frequently shoplifted items in the institute’s most recent report, which analyzed data from more than 7,000 stores owned by 42 retailers

Data shows that after four years of decline, shoplifting accounted for 35 percent of total product loss in 2005, up from 30 percent a year earlier.

Meat loss dropped off a bit since the unprecedented high of 2004, but not nearly as much as health and beauty care products, which propelled flesh-eating thievery to the top spot.

The biggest factor, according to Greer, is a growth of professional theft rings, which have orchestrated major resale scams of batteries, cigarettes and baby formula in recent years. Now, similar operations — on a local scale — have emerged in meat trade, Greer said.

“It’s a perishable item, but you have people who will go around with a cooler in their car and take orders at bars and restaurants ...usually for choice pieces of meat.”

The extent of the informal meat trade is unclear, since the survey captures only the volume of loss stores find out about —a fraction of what’s actually stolen. But supermarket companies, from independent operators to publicly traded chains, have been taking notice.

Greer said retailers have developed several hi-tech countermeasures. Digital cameras are being installed to monitor meat cooler areas. Tiny sensors that trigger alarms are embedded in labels and cloths placed underneath meat.

On the legal side, an industry-wide coalition has been pressing lawmakers to stiffen penalties for shoplifters operating as part of an organized theft ring, arguing that the petty theft measures currently on the books do not provide a strong deterrent.

Currently, only about half — between 44 and -59 percent-— of the shoplifters caught are turned over to authorities, the FMI survey shows.

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Even with the weak laws, Tarpon Springs police are responding to plenty of meat theft calls.The curb-foiled getaway at Winn-Dixie, for instance, resulted in three counts of retail theft for 24-year old Brady P. Kusmierczyk, of New Port Richey.

Two days earlier, police responded to call from Publix about 10 minutes to noon. A loss prevention officer for Publix observed a woman stash a bottle of shampoo in her purse, proceed down aisle 4 to the sushi cooler, and slip two packs of the raw fish in her bag. After the suspect sauntered past the cash registers, a confrontation ensued. The suspect reportedly dropped her loot and dashed to her 1995 Chevrolet Tracker, which a police officer later traced to one Sarah Dale Waguespack, 24, of Holiday.

Records showed Waguespack had two prior theft convictions.

Also at Publix, a 48-year-old man from Tarpon Springs was caught with sushi, along with Nathan’s franks and a pack of ground sirloin. Loss prevention officers also thwarted a middle-aged woman’s attempt to skip out without paying for her chicken tenders.

Back at Winn Dixie, less than a week after Kusmierczyk and his steaks were cleared from the parking lot, Gigi Sessions was spotted entering the rest room carrying a pack of boneless rib-eyes. When Sessions came out, she appeared to be holding only a jeans jacket.

After failing to locate the meat inside the rest room, store employees approached Sessions to find out what she was carrying under her jacket.

When a police officer later asked why she had chosen to steal the most expensive meat, Sessions said, “If you’re going to go, you should go all the way.”

Saturday, February 17, 2007

Review: Monty's Green Scream Jalapeno Hot Sauce

Being an avid hot sauce eater, every now and then I find myself temporarily departing the blazing realm of the Habanero in search of something that teases me with slightly less heat and more complex flavors. Since this sauce took a second place Scovie in the Specialty Chile category I figured it might be worth the time and taste buds. IT WAS!

Initial Impression: When I first approached the bottle I was intrigued by the spiffy little lizard on the label. Upon closer investigation I came to learn, from the side panel, that the art was created by no other that the famous Dave Kellett. For those of you whom might not know Mr. Kellett, he is the creator of the well known Sheldon Comic strip. I really liked the art; this little lizard with his flaming chili in hand, and his devilish grin taunting you as if he is daring you to try his sauce.

Ingredients: Jalapeno Peppers, Tomatillo, Onions, Vinegar, Garlic, Cilantro, Spices, Salt, Xanthan Gum. This ingredient list checks out A-OK with me. All natural, no preservatives, and peppers are the first ingredient in this list.

Appearance: This sauce has an impressive appearance. It has a nice natural looking green color, no freaky kryptonite, day glo. Upon closer inspection you can see little bits of garlic and spice, and tiny little bits of cilantro. It has a thick yet smooth texture and a slightly glossy appearance. This is without a doubt one of the sexiest jalapeno sauces I have ever seen. I’m getting excited about tasting it!

Aroma: WOW! That’s how I feel about the way this sauce smells. When I uncap this bottle and take a healthy whiff at the neck my mouth instantly starts to water. You can actually smell this sauce in layers. I have the bottle uncapped and in front of me as I type this review. So here is what I smell; Jalapeno is definitely the first thing to hit your nose, followed by garlic and onion and then the tangy tomatillo comes through. A couple of more whiffs and you can clearly pick out some spices, to me it seems like chili powder and maybe cumin. Let’s Eat!

Taste: Jalapenos and tomatillo are a classic combination; this sauce gets the balance perfectly. The tangy tomatillo zaps the tip and sides of your tongue while the jalapeno heat kind of lingers on the center of your tongue and the roof of your mouth. There are garlicky flavors and cilantro and spices bounce around your mouth. You will actually taste every ingredient as it pops out and makes a guest appearance. On the heat scale of 1-10 I would give this sauce about a 5. While it might be little light in the heat department for the Chile-head that is always looking for liquid napalm, it is a very well balanced sauce and does not get lost in food.

The Food Test: Pizza was the weapon of choice for this sauce. Bad pizza at that, I won’t name names, but this is a $5 pizza from a warming oven. You can see from the picture I really wanted the sauce to fix the pizza, and guess what, it did! It was actually so good I ended up eating about 4 slices and consumed half the bottle of sauce. What a great fusion. The flavors in this sauce blended perfectly with the cardboard pizza and made it pleasurable. I figured if Green Scream can make this meal enjoyable, it is worth every penny I spent on it!

Conclusion: Tangy and spicy, green and fresh. This is one of the finest jalapeno sauces I have ever tasted. Alone, it was alive in my mouth showing off its complexity. On Food, it has the ability to revive any dish and bring happy hot sauce joo joo to your mouth. Whether it’s a cardboard pizza, your favorite omelet, a taco, burrito, or an awesome meal cooked by your Mom, Monty’s Gourmet Foods Green Scream Jalapeno Sauce will add flavor and excitement to anything it touches.

Packaging 9/10 – Dave Kellet from Sheldon Comics
Aroma 10/10 – Fresh, Green Alive & Tangy
Appearance 10/10 – Smooth & Sexy
Taste 10/10 – Complex
Heat 5/10 –Jalapeno & Tomatillo with Herbs & Spices.

Overall 9/10

Chile Prof Finds World's Hottest Pepper

Las Cruces Sun-News Article

LAS CRUCES — When Paul Bosland exhaled after taking a bite of the world's hottest chile pepper, it felt like he was breathing fire.

"Got milk?" was the first thought to cross his mind, he said.

The next thing Bosland thought, after gulping down a soda, was, "That chile has got to be some kind of record." He was right.

In the fall of 2006, the Guinness Book of Records confirmed that New Mexico State University Regent's Professor Paul Bosland had indeed discovered the world's hottest chile pepper, Bhut Jolokia — at 1,001,304 Scoville Heat Units, the pepper is nearly twice as hot as Red Savina, the chile pepper variety it replaces as the worlds hottest.

"The name Bhut Jolokia translates as 'ghost chile,'" Bosland said, "We're not sure why they call it that, but I think it's because the chile is so hot, you give up the ghost when you eat it!"

According to Bosland, Bhut Jolokia is native to northeastern India. A member of NMSU's Chile Pepper Institute visiting India sent Bhut Jolokia seeds back to NMSU for testing in 2001.

Bosland reported that the variety has compelling potential in the packaged food industry as a food additive. The pepper could be pickled while still green, dehydrated and used as a seasoning. Because the heat is so concentrated, less would be needed and food manufacturers would save money.

"This isn't something you'd pickle whole and eat," Bosland said, "but it could replace dehydrated jalapeno as an additive."

Bhut Jolokia is not NMSU's first brush with chile greatness; the record-holder for world's largest chile pepper is a specimen of the 'NuMex Big Jim' variety. The record-holder was grown near Hatch, but the variety was developed at NMSU.

What are Scoville Units?

· A pharmacist named Wilbur Scoville invented the Scoville Scale in 1912 to measure the heat of peppers. A "Scoville Unit" is actually a measure of capsaicin (the chemical in hot peppers that is responsible for their heat).

· Scoville’s test was a comparative taste test that is considered subjective by today's standards. A more sophisticated method is in use today, but in honor of Wilbur Scoville, the unit of measure is still called the Scoville.

It seems to me if Professor Bosland wants the last bite here he can have it!

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Prehistoric Chile's Found in South America

CALGARY, Alberta (Reuters) - Here's a hot, new discovery: archaeologists have traced what they believe is evidence of the first home-grown chili peppers, used in South America 6,100 years ago.

And it was people in tropical, lowland areas of what is now western Ecuador who first spiced up their cuisine, not those from higher, drier Mexico and Peru as was previously assumed, said Scott Raymond, a University of Calgary archaeologist.

Raymond and his team made the finding by analyzing starch microfossils from grinding stones and charred ceramic cookware recovered from seven sites in the Americas. Their report is published in the journal Science.

"What's very satisfying about this evidence is that it comes from residues on pottery, so the association of these crops with food, with the pots and with the dates is all very tight," he said. "We can, without any kind of reasonable doubt, argue that these plants were there at that time."

The pepper species cultivated in the villages -- the earliest known settlements in the Western Hemisphere -- grew naturally only to the east of the Andes. That means that the people in the villages of the tropical region transported them across the mountains to grow them, Raymond said.

Results from the Canadian-U.S.-Venezuelan project yielded evidence that peppers were farmed in the region more than 1,000 years before the plants were cultivated in Peru or Mexico, Raymond said.

It is not known yet if chili peppers were used only as a condiment for the culture's diet of maize, beans and yams, or if they were also grown for medicinal purposes, he said.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

It's Huge, But is it Gourmet?

An internet company that makes a giant burger kit is offering a $1000.00 prize to anyone that can successfully make and consume one of these gianormous culinary delights.

The rules are spelled out quite clearly and they state you must make and completely consume the entire monster burger; including all condiments in the list.

You can see all the details at The Giant Hamburger.

Good luck to anyone that tries this. I would try to find the Giant Tums to go with it!

I wonder who got The Last Bite here?

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Review: Brooklyn's Best Marinade

This delicious marinade was like Tony Soprano meets Martin Yan. Today we’re sampling Brooklyn’s Best 1-Minute Marinade. I have been doing a lot of cooking lately; depending on who you talk to. It’s can be a good or a bad thing. My cooking is fine; it’s the heat level that I have to watch. I have to really hold back when I cook since I’m the only Chile-head in the house. The kids won’t eat anything I’ve spiced up; even the dog won’t eat off my plate!

Initial Impression: On first Impressions I’m not really sure what to think about Brooklyn’s Best marinade! There is nothing about the packaging, the label, or the appearance of the sauce that screams out its nature. I think if I saw this on the shelf at the store I would be confused; and I would probably choose something that made me more confident of what I was getting.

Ingredients: NATURALLY BREWED SOY SAUCE (WATER, WHEAT, SOYBEANS, SALT), SESAME OIL, GARLIC GRANULES, POWDERED GINGER, ONION POWDER, BLACK PEPPER, CAYENNE PEPPER, XANTHAN GUM, CITRIC ACID

Hey, this looks pretty good as marinades go; all natural and no funky chemically engineered foodstuffs. The list of ingredients looks very much like what you would find in an Asian dressing or Chinese chicken salad. I guess we’ll see as we progress.

Appearance: So I thought I was confused before, but now I am completely perplexed. What does two fat, bald, wiseguy looking Goombas in matching suits with power ties, have to do with an oriental style marinade. Are these guys Capos in the Brooklyn Chinese mafia? Don’t get me wrong; I like the label, it’s colorful and whimsical, I’m just not sure how it relates to what’s in the bottle. The marinade itself is brown with little black pepper flecks. It looks tasty and is quite viscous. It should stick to your meat quite nicely.

Aroma: Helllooo Chinatown! As I suspected this stuff is full of Asian influences. The first thing to hit your olfactory sense is the toasty scent of sesame oil. The layers of ginger, garlic, and onion seem to wash together in the mellowed soy sauce. This familiar fragrance is really making my mouth water!

Taste: First taste as always is right out of the jar. Yikes! I think one of those cicciobomba on the label just tried to whack my taste buds. This stuff is way to powerful out of the jar. Don’t bother subjecting yourself to that particularly bad experience. The salty taste alone is enough to make your blood pressure cuff explode. Once my tongue desensitized itself I could taste some of those flavors we smelled a minute ago. I guess that’s why it only takes a minute to marinate with Brooklyn’s best!

The Food Test: It just so happens some chicken thighs were left out to thaw for dinner tonight. Since I still love my Reveo tumble marinating machine, I thought this would be another great opportunity to play with it. The whole deal went into the marinator for 10 minutes then onto a sheet pan and in the oven to bake. MMMmmmm, Mmmm! This is some of the best chicken I’ve had in a long time. The flavors have melded perfectly with the chicken and the saltiness has completely dissipated. You can taste the layers of sesame, ginger, garlic and soy; each hitting a different part of your tongue. Partner this with the crispy chicken skin and juicy meat and you have heaven in your mouth!

Conclusion: Brooklyn’s Best 1-Minute Marinade will certainly impart flavor to any meat in one minute. For a little more intensity I would marinate longer and maybe even brush some on during the cooking. While this is not hot or spicy it does have plenty to offer in the flavor department. I found that a generous squirt of sriracha can add some desired heat to this delicious potion. If you like an oriental style marinade this would make a nice addition to your pantry.

Packaging 7/10 – A bit Confusing
Aroma 9/10 – Savory & Delicious
Appearance 8/10 – Smooth & Viscous
Taste 10/10 – Complex & Flavorful
Heat 0/10 – Mild Flavor N/A

Overall 8.5/10

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Fifty-Four Year Old Cabbie to be World Chile-Pepper Eating Champion

Manuel Quiroz squeezes chili juice into his eyes in Mexico City.
Photo: AP

Reported by MSNBC:

MEXICO CITY - For most people, even the smallest bite of a raw chili pepper means a flushed face and a rush for a gulp of water. But Manuel Quiroz can guzzle down dozens of Mexico’s spiciest chilies, rub them on his skin and even squeeze their juice into his eyes without so much as blinking.

The 54-year-old Mexico City taxi driver said Saturday that he has made thousands of dollars with his talent and wants to become the world champion chili eater. But first he needs to find an organization that can crown him with that title.

“Chilies don’t sting me. They don’t affect me. It’s just like eating fruit,” Quiroz said at a market in the Mexican capital. Shoppers stared in amazement as he crunched on a habanero, the hottest chili pepper in a country that likes its food spicy.

Quiroz said he discovered his talent when he was 7 and grew up betting people that he could eat more chilies than they could. He never lost.

“I’m the best. No one can rival me,” he said.

His biggest windfall came when he entered a competition organized by a local television station and took home the $2,000 purse.

‘Eating chilies makes me feel great’
Quiroz said he plans to try to get his abilities recognized by Guinness World Records. To his knowledge, no one in the world can swallow more chilies.

“Chilies are the pride of Mexico,” Quiroz said. “The world chili-eating champion has got to be here.”

Quiroz said he has never been examined by a doctor to find out if there is a medical explanation for his extraordinary endurance to the spice.

“Why would I go and see a doctor?” he said. “There is nothing wrong with me. Eating chilies makes me feel great.”

Thursday, February 01, 2007

Rare, Beautiful, and Dangerous. Insanity Incarnate.

After months of anticipation; it's finally Here! Dave has completely outdone himself this time! The Dave's Gourmet Super Limited Reserve Hot Sauce is Insanity Incarnate! You wont be puring this stuff on your tacos or pizza. Imagine 14,000,000 scovilles of blazing heat in the most collectable hot sauce of the year.

Not only is Dave the creator of the entire extract sauce industry; he is also an innovator in the hot sauce world. His creations include; the Adjustable Heat Hot Sauce and a Hot Sauce and Garden Spray.

The Holiday Edition Super Limited Reserve Hot Sauce is another example of Dave's out of the box thinking. This beautiful jar feature an etched label and every bottle is personally signed and numbered by Dave himself.

Only 200 of these have been created and once they are gone; it's forever! We are the first to have these in stock, but our supplies are extemely limited, and by extremely I mean five. We most likely will not see anymore as all 200 jars are allocated. You will be surprised by how fast these sell out!!!! Don't waste time staring at your collection, wishing you had one of these. Get your today before it's to late!

You can get one today at RoJo's Gourmet Foods

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Recipe: Three Wings, Mild - Medium - Incredibly Hot!

A trio of wings that are very different from each other; yet work together to walk you through a tasting journey. The first is the G-Town Stinkin’ Wings; savory and garlicky with no heat. This gets your tastes buds ready for the next level; Paradise Heat Wings. Named after the main ingredient; Blair’s Heat hot sauce. They are spicy, but not quite there yet. Finally, the journey climaxes with Rabid Baboon Wings. The vicious bite of these ferocious wings will have you sweating and frothing at the mouth; not for the weak willed. Have plenty of blue cheese dressing nearby; a familiar inoculation for baboon rabies! Enjoy the journey!


G-Town Stinkin’ Wings

Ingredients:
12 Chicken wings; the more the better!
1 tblsp Cugino’s Garlic butter rub
Oil, enough for frying
2 tbsp Dried garlic- slices
1 stick Butter, melted
1 tbsp Garlic, chopped or crushed
1 tbsp Parsley, chopped

  1. Cut joint off drumette & french meat back
  2. Put wings & Cugino’s Garlicky Butter Rub in a Ziploc bag; shake to coat
  3. Deep fry wings until crisp & golden
  4. fry dried sliced garlic until crisp & golden (garlic chips)
  5. Melt butter in a small pot
  6. Stir in chopped or crushed garlic
  7. Chop fresh parsley; as much as you like
  8. Toss wings in garlic butter
  9. Garnish with garlic chips & parsley

Named after Gilroy, CA also known as G-Town; the garlic capital of the world. Feel free to increase any ingredient that you like. For extra crunchy wings add more garlic chip. For a fresher feel add more chopped parsley. You can’t go wrong unless you leave out the garlic!



Paradise
Heat Wings

Ingredients:
12 Chicken wings; the more the better!
2 tbsp Caribbean Jerk Seasoning
Oil, enough for frying
8 tbsp Blair’s Heat Mango Habanero Hot Sauce
1/2 stick Butter, melted

  1. Cut joint off drumette & french meat back
  2. Put wings & Jerk Seasoning in a Ziploc bag; shake to coat
  3. fry wings until crisp & golden
  4. Melt butter in a small pot
  5. Stir in Blair’s Heat Mango Habanero sauce
  6. Garnish with fresh chopped cilantro (optional)

These wings are sweet, sticky and spicy. They remind me of a warm tropical breeze blowing past a mango orchard, next to a habanero field, beside a Roscoe’s Chicken & Waffles. Uhhh Sorry, my mind wandered. Trust me they’re awesome!



Rabid Baboon Wings

Ingredients:
12 Chicken wings; the more the better!
Oil, enough for frying
4 tbsp Baboon Ass Brand Habanero Hot Sauce
1 tbsp Gone Rabid Extract Sauce
1 stick Butter, melted

  1. Cut joint off drumette & french meat back
  2. fry wings until crisp & golden
  3. Melt butter in a small pot
  4. Remove from heat and whisk in “Baboon Ass Brand Habanero Hot Sauce”
  5. Drizzle a few drops of “Gone Rabid” hot sauce on the wings.
  6. Serve with lots of celery & Blue Cheese dressing (cures the sting of the rabies)

These are for true Chile-heads only. Do not torture non-fire eating guest with these as they may go into respiratory distress and die in your living room; leaving you with a messy corps to dispose of, and ruin the Superbowl for you.

Monday, January 29, 2007

Review: Nanny's Jerk Marinade - Mild

With the Fancy Food show behind us, I finally have the time to get back to doing some more reviews. It can be nice to stay in a fancy hotel and have meals prepared by a chef at a hoity-toity restaurant, but I find that both my budget and my patience are tested each day by the bland restaurant food, too soft bed, and the $50 a day for parking…It’s good to be home!

Initial Impression: I’m a big fan of Jamaican Jerk. When I saw this bottle I definitely smiled. I have not had a decent jerk chicken since the Caribbean Zone shut its doors years ago. Nanny’s looks like a quality product and I am excited to try it. I think I will break out the new tumble marinator I got for ChristmaKwanannukah; let’s not leave anyone out!

Ingredients: Organic onions, water, organic soy sauce, organic green onions, organic hickory smoke flavor, garlic, distilled vinegar, habanero peppers, allspice, salt caramel color, organic cane juice, thyme, chili powder.

Hey, there are a lot of organic ingredients in here. Do you think this stuff might be organic? Are the peppers organic? It doesn’t say. Hmmm? Well, the ingredient list looks great; no funky stuff, no fillers, preservatives or colors. Me Likey!

Appearance: Nanny’s has sort of a strange look for a bottled product. It looks like brown pulp in water. It doesn’t really stay together; rather the pulpy stuff settles together and sticks to the sides. This looks more like a homemade recipe than something you would expect to see in a bottle. When I poured it over the chicken in the marinating hopper I got the same results; the liquid went to the bottom and the pulp collected on the meat. Well, it’s nothing that bashing around in the marinating hopper under a vacuum for 20 minute won’t fix.

Aroma: Wow, when I opened the cap and inhaled the savory bouquet it was not at all what I had expected. Nanny’s Jerk marinade smells like a fine steak or BBQ sauce. It is rich and sweet smelling with hints of garlic and onion, and a smooth toasty finish. I was expecting the usual overpowering smell of clove and pimento that so many of these sauces have. I was pleasantly surprised.

Taste: As I expected an out of the bottle taste was not so pleasant. It was a little salty and the flavor was flat and oniony. There was not much else going on. This is not really an appropriate taste test for this kind of product since it needs the magic chemical reaction of heat to make it all work. We’ll have to wait for the Food test before we can really know!

The Food Test: Now that the chicken breast tenders are done flopping around in their Caribbean fun house, it’s time to cook! I opted for the indoor grill, since it is cold and raining here. These tenders cooked up nicely in this marinade. Some of the pulp that was on the chicken formed a savory and delicious crust where it hit the grill. The flavors defiantly developed during this process and the saltiness that we detected in the bottle was gone. The flavors of the crust, along with the onion, and the spices, came alive and were now a complex and pleasing blend; that happily dance on your tongue.

Conclusion: Nanny’s Jamaican Kitchen Jerk Marinade is a wonderful change from the over sweetened and over perfumed jerk marinades and spices you usually find. This feels like the real deal. If you went to someone’s home in Jamaica and were served an authentic Jerk meal I bet it would taste just like this. Since this was the mild version there was very little heat to speak of, but they make a spicy version and I fixed mine with some Caribbean Red habanero sauce. “Dis ees a real winna mon!”

Packaging 9/10 – Looks Authentic
Aroma 9/10 – Savory & Delicious
Appearance 6/10 – Strange & Pulpy
Taste 10/10 – “It make everyting Ire”
Heat 0/10 – Mild Flavor N/A

Overall 9/10

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

San Francisco Fancy Food Show- A Point of View.

The NASFT Fancy Food winter show is now behind us. All over the Moscone center vendors were hocking their wares. People were sampling little tasty tidbits, while flocks of suits in power clusters; moved from booth to booth inking deals that will possibly change the lives of the small companies that are struggling to get their attention. This is the typical side of the Fancy Food show. This is what you expected and wanted to see. I have another side of the story to tell you about.

If you traveled to the farthest corners of the show, and not many did. You would have found a different scene developing. Just like the crowded, bustling aisles of the main floor, you will find booths, and you will find vendors hocking their wares. What you won’t find there are the crowds, you won’t find the power deals going down, and the vendors that have been exiled to these small semi-annexed rooms dealt with their unfortunate location.

Fortunately for my company, our business did not rely on the thousands of drive by hits to make our show. We already had meetings set, and we have brokers working hard for us; hand holding and bringing clientele to our booth. This show was just fine for my company. But what about the booths around us, they sit or stand waiting for potential customers to come by, but they don’t. They waited for that big wig from grocery store XYZ to discover their incredibly unique products that consumers just can’t live without, but no one came?

Did they pay any less for their booth? No. Were they aware that they would spend an average of $3600 for a ten by ten slot on the floor; annexed from the bustling crowds of buyers power shopping for the next great thing? No. These vendors have come from all over the US with the dream that this would be their big break. They would invest the money they have begged, and borrowed to chase their dream; because this show will be the turning point for their specialty food company.

Where were the signs to direct the crowds into these rooms. These booths, with owners that sit quietly waiting for customers, are not on the maps or guide books. I asked the information booth attendant; “where is the section for booth 5200?” The reply; “it’s not on the map just keep looking”. There were black fabric panels that made it appear as if the rooms don’t even exist. How did we get so lucky to get this location? It is certainly less stressful, no crowds to control. If you are preparing samples, you have less to cook; so you won’t run out! You have to look at the bright side, right?

Well, today passed like the other two days. Business was done in the incredibly busy main isles of the show floor. The vendors in the annex also passed the day. Their feet tired just the same as on the main floor. But think of all that was being saved. Business cards were saved, samples were saved, ink in the pens to take notes and paper on which a note would be taken, all saved. Nerves were saved since there were no large crowds around your booth, all trying to talk to you at once. Salaries were saved for the people whom you could send home since the booth was so slow.

Next year it will be in San Diego, bigger and better than ever! Hopefully, the vendors from this year’s annexed halls will be around to reap the rewards of the new venue. With all that they saved, perhaps they will.

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Rain... Now it's Gourmet Too!

No, I’m not talking about the droplets of water that form and fall from the sky.

On my recent trip to the south, Kentucky, Tennessee, etc. I had the pleasure of stopping by the Buffalo Trace Distillery. We toured the various parts of the distillery, enjoying the historic grounds on which it sits, on the uncommonly warm and sunny December day. After watching a short video on the history of bourbon, touring the warehouse and finally the bottling facility, it was finally time for the tasting part of the tour. Being somewhat of a bourbon snob I found myself salivating at the opportunity to try another premium brand that I had not yet had.

Enter the tasting room. Our tour guide positions herself behind the par and says the following unexpected phrase, “Would anyone like to try some vodka?” HUH? Did she say vodka? Why did she say vodka? It turns out the parent company that owns Buffalo Trace also makes Rain Vodka. I don’t recall if they actually make it at that distillery, but what the hey, I’ll try some vodka! Boy, was I glad I did. The bourbon was just average, but the Rain Vodka was exceptional.

Rain is made from organically grown white corn. When you smell Rain you will get the scent of toffee, pear, moss and hay; aeration allows the aroma to deepen, especially the appealing earthy mossy perfume. The first taste is feather-light, and at mid-taste there’s a firm but satiny taste of sweet grain. Rain is delicious and delicate.

Before you mix Rain with tonic, orange juice, or your favorite bloody Mary; have a smell, have a sip, and let the rain flow.

Friday, January 19, 2007

The New Black is Chile Pepper

CARLSTADT, N.J. --Pantone Inc., the global provider of professional color standards, on Jan. 16 named Pantone 19-1557 Chili Pepper, a deep, spicy red, as the color of the year.

"Whether expressing danger, celebration, love or passion, red will not be ignored," explains Leatrice Eiseman, executive director of the Pantone Color Institute, in a prepared statement. "In 2007, there is an awareness of the melding of diverse cultural influences, and Chili Pepper is a reflection of exotic tastes both on the tongue and to the eye...Incorporating this color into your wardrobe and living space adds drama and excitement, as it stimulates the senses."

On March 12 during the International Home and Housewares Show in Chicago, Eiseman will be the keynote speaker. In her seminar, "Future Color/Design Trends: Fulfilling Consumers' Needs," Eisman explains and illustrates the most important influences in design and color trends that will entice the customer and drive the sales.

For more than 40 years, Pantone, based here, has provided design professionals with products and services for the colorful exploration and expression of creativity.