All you have to do to vote for your favorite candidate is purchase his or her hot sauce! That's it - no long polling lines, no confusing voting machines. Heck - you can even vote multiple times, if you like! Or you can vote for different candidates! Stuff the ballot all you like - we're not picky here at RoJo's Gourmet Foods. Our motto is "Vote early, vote often."
Brought to you by Dave of Dave's Gourmet; the creator of the hottest sauce on the planet. These are a great addition to your collection or you favorite foods! Spice up your life and spice up the presidential election. We'll keep track of the votes for you here every week so you can follow the leader and make a difference.
Profits from the sale of these sauces will be donated to charities involving cancer research.
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